(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
The show you most want to see for the New Year!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
We have 2019 calendars for sale!
They're hot off the press. Hot!
Just buy one...
Hey.
What are you doing?
It's not like that...
You fool!
You can also see photos of us.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
This steel hula hoop...
Will be spun around the waist.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
What?
Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do it.
Sheesh...
Do you want to spin that hula hoop
or do you want become my honey...
Then I'll do it.
Alright, then.
Careful.
Alright!
Spin...
Spin it...
Gupal did it!
Gupal, are you okay?
We sell heating pads too!
You can't sell things here!
- Mr. Host. / - Yes.
I brought a luxury heating pad just for you.
- Really? / - Yeah. Here.
If I do this and then touch your face...
Isn't that warm? Let's stay like this forever.
Geez! Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Geez...
Introducing the next show.
They come up with rap lyrics on the spot!
It's Instant!
Okay, okay!
Yo, okay.
We can come up with rap lyrics on the spot!
- Mr. Host. / - Yes?
Did something happen?
I was chosen as the most
handsome comedian of 2018.
Okay, okay!
Congrats, congrats.
I'm sick of hearing about it.
Maybe I should quit being a comedian
and become an actor.
How does that sound?
Doesn't that sound cool? An actor.
Okay, okay.
We're going to come up with a rap that expresses...
- What the audience is feeling now. / - Okay.
Drop the beat!
Okay, okay. Listen up, listen up!
Okay.
♪ They say Geunji is the most handsome comedian ♪
♪ But they also say he isn't funny for a comedian ♪
♪ That's why he's never invited on variety shows ♪
♪ Say, not funny, not funny ♪
♪ The unfunniest comedian ♪
♪ They say Geunji is the most handsome comedian ♪
♪ He came up with a skit where he plays a model ♪
♪ He just stripped and it wasn't funny, so it was cut ♪
♪ Say, not funny, not funny ♪
♪ The unfunniest comedian ♪
♪ It's okay, don't worry ♪
♪ You can be funny too ♪
♪ Let's try to find your strengths ♪
♪ You're tall, in good shape and handsome ♪
♪ You have so many strengths, but you aren't funny ♪
♪ You're in great shape, but your jokes aren't funny ♪
♪ You drive an imported car ♪
♪ Why can't you come up with jokes? ♪
♪ Heo Gyeonghwan is an insider ♪
♪ Ryu Geunji is super unfunny ♪
♪ You did a photo shoot ♪
♪ But you make mistakes on Gag Concert ♪
♪ You have abs, but not catchphrase ♪
♪ You're just in good shape, you're a health boy ♪
Are you guys messing with me?
- Sorry. / - Sorry.
Lee Seungyun is the health boy.
♪ You're just a boy that's in good shape ♪
Get out of here! Get out! Geez...
Introducing the next show!
The next show...
♪ Pour me some soju ♪
♪ Sit here and pour me some ♪
What are you doing here?
I want to put on a show too.
Oh, come on. Get out of here.
I can do a good job! Let me put on a show!
Get out of here!
Security! Geez...
I can do a good job...
What are you doing? Get out of here.
Become a rice roll!
Unroll!
(Stuntman Jo Sanghyeon, Jo Gwanghui)
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Next year, we won't be ♪
♪ Going on a diet ♪
♪ My pickle water ♪
♪ Tangy water ♪
♪ Try drinking it ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
- Wow! / - Wow! Give me one.
Just one.
♪ Mine, mine, these are all mine ♪
I'm not sharing with anyone.
So greedy.
♪ Grill the meat, grill the meat, grill the meat, hurry ♪
- What's wrong? / - Grill the meat now!
- What's wrong? / - Grill something already!
Alright, alright. After we're done.
Man... ♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ If you wanna eating ♪
♪ Every wanna eating ♪
♪ I always order extra noodles ♪
More noodles, please!
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
What's this?
Huh?
Why are you guys here?
♪ We only eat ♪
♪ The top part of the ice cream ♪
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ I have a narrow chest ♪
You're like a sparrow.
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ Mix with your left hand, mix with your right hand ♪
♪ I dislocated my shoulders ♪
- Did you pop them back in? / - Did you?
♪ I throw out the ends when I eat a rice roll ♪
♪ I throw out the crusts when I eat pizza ♪
♪ I throw out the skin when I eat chicken ♪
♪ We're going to start being picky eaters now ♪
Why would you throw those out?
♪ My stomach grumbles, grumbles, grumbles ♪
♪ My stomach grumbles ♪ Bring more food.
Bring more!
♪ My stomach grumbles, grumbles ♪
(Refreshing Statements)
The K-pop festival starts now.
Introducing today's guests...
BTS!
Geez, you're so noisy...
And TWICE!
TWICE! TWICE!
♪ Yes or yes ♪
TWICE! TWICE!
Sheesh... Making such a big fuss.
Let's start with a performance by BTS!
BTS! BTS!
My goodness!
My gosh...
BTS, you guys did a great job this year.
When I think about how hard they worked,
I just can't help crying.
Gosh, they worked so hard.
They won so many awards,
charted 1st in the Billboard Charts,
made a speech at the UN Center
and they went on a world tour.
They had to work all those gigs
and they're so influential internationally.
They were in "Time" magazine
as one of the most influential people online.
You guys were great this year! Good job.
What can I do to help BTS?
Just keep stay still.
It's really distracting when you move around.
- Sheesh... / - Why aren't you asleep in our room?
Why did you come out?
Why are you trying to pick a fight with me?
Go back to your room and go to sleep!
Woman, did you lose your mind
when you went to sleep last night?
Why would I go to bed? TWICE is coming up.
I have to see TWICE.
TWICE...
Good job on being pretty every day, girls.
Nayeon has such cute buck teeth like a rabbit.
Tzuyu is like a goddess.
Dahyun has such fair skin
that everyone is jealous of.
Jihyo has big eyes like a deer.
Mina is so classy.
Momo's thorough and powerful dancing
looks so beautiful.
Chaeyoung's crooked teeth look lovely.
Jeongyeon is chic yet cute,
so she's like a girl crush.
And Sana is so adorable!
How can I live without Sana?
TWICE is one pretty girl after another.
They're the perfect girl group with only pretty girls.
Got that, you cow?
Sheesh...
Do you want your life to end
when this year ends?
What a surprise.
I never knew your memory was so good.
You know how all the members are desirable.
Then do you know how I'm desirable?
Desirable? Oh, please.
I know you're really strong.
Wow, this guy...
Should punch you in the ribs with my strength?
You're being so hurtful.
Lady, you sound like Spider-Man
knitting a scarf with his webbing.
You think my feelings weren't hurt?
I know you're a fan of BTS,
but keep it in moderation.
We got new blinds, so I pulled them down...
And there was a huge poster of BTS.
You said you changed the wallpaper in our bedroom.
You just put up BTS posters all over our walls.
I can't tell if I'm sleeping in a bedroom
or a BTS room.
Do you want me to punch you so hard
that you won't recognize your own face?
You're so quick to notice
when Dahyun of TWICE gets a new hairstyle.
But did you know that I changed my hairstyle too?
I don't know about that.
But I know you aren't right in the head.
Sheesh...
Do you want me to
knock that head off your shoulders?
Last time you said we were having guests over,
so I made a bunch of food.
You came home wasted
carrying cardboard cut-outs of TWICE.
Don't remember that?
Geez, how about you?
Why would you change my mom's ring tone?
Why does a woman in her 80s need
"Blood, Sweat and Tears" as her ring tone?
My mom won't even pick up the phone anymore
because she doesn't know her phone is ringing.
Did you blow out your brains
when you blew your nose?
What about you then?
My mom was sick in the hospital a few days ago.
You didn't just enter her ward,
you went "Knock, knock."
My mom was lying down sick
and what did you say to her?
"Cheer up, baby?"
Have you lost your mind?
She got back up thanks to me.
That's because she was furious!
My fist is really burning today.
Want me to use my burning fist
and make you shed blood, sweat and tears?
Fine, do whatever you want.
TT, just like TT.
You're more like ET!
Do you want me to slap you?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - You think I won't?
- You want to start with me? / - Hit me! Hit me!
Geez! Mom, dad, stop fighting!
Sheesh...
You're going to fight on the first day of the New Year?
Dad...
Be more understanding of mom.
And mom, try to respect dad more.
10...
- 9... / - It's the countdown.
8...
Let's all make a wish.
Please let me get along with my husband.
Please let me be more understanding of my wife.
I'll make a wish too.
I hope Wanna One never disbands!
(Ms. Shin)
I don't think it'll be a problem.
Director Jang! Director Jang!
Ms. Shin.
- You're here too, Taehun. / - Yes.
What's wrong, Director Jang?
Do you have a concern?
I'm friends with this commercial director.
He's shooting a beer commercial,
but he doesn't have a model.
Taehun can do it.
I did a commercial for a different brand of beer.
Oh... Then look for someone nearby.
- There's nobody. / - Who would be good?
- Ms. Shin! / - Yeah?
- That's it! / - Yeah!
I need someone that can drink like that.
- Keep looking. / - Director Jang...
I guess I was never even considered.
So anyway, you did a beer commercial, Taehun?
Yes, beer is really...
Should we go get a drink?
The worst.
Right.
I should let people finish talking.
- How about soju... / - I can't handle it.
Then... How about water?
I can't handle it.
Is he a cactus? He says he doesn't drink water.
My gosh...
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
Can you help me rehearse?
Sure! What's the scene today?
It's a love story between astronomers.
Professor.
There's going to be a shooting star today.
Hey! It's a shooting star!
What are you doing?
They said if you make a wish when you see
a shooting star, it comes true.
You're a scientist. Don't tell me you believe in that.
Get it together.
Oh! It's another one!
Wait... Did you just make a wish?
No...
You made fun of me earlier.
So, what did you wish for?
I made the same wish as you.
I'm sorry.
What is it? What?
My acting should've been more desperate.
Oh, then should I tell you
what I'm desperate for?
Please don't, Ms. Shin!
I want to go home early today!
Please don't, Ms. Shin!
That's too desperate.
Yeah, that's how you do it.
- Oh, just like this? / - Yeah.
- Let me try again. / - Alright.
I made the same wish as you.
Wait...
You don't know what I wished for.
Oh, right... Sorry.
My wish...
Was that.
My wish really came true.
Ms. Shin.
In the script, you get flustered
and look through your binoculars.
What was that?
My gosh!
I got a bit too into it!
I get flustered and look through my binoculars?
You're flustered yet happy
as you look through your binoculars.
How do I act flustered yet happy
as I look through binoculars?
Like this?
Yes...
Yes, very good.
Ms. Shin.
- Oh, hey, Nami. / - Hi, Taehun.
We're rehearsing.
Taehun, the director wants you.
- Yeah? You should rehearse with Ms. Shin. / - Yes.
Ms. Shin.
You scared me!
Don't sneak up on me like that!
I'm sorry.
Anyway, you're always the same, Nami.
You're not like the others.
Really?
Yeah, you're always late.
Goodness...
You were the last one to bring me flowers
when I won an award at the Entertainment Awards.
Gosh, you shouldn't have even bothered.
I'm sorry.
Gosh! You really didn't want to give me flowers.
My gosh... You make me sick.
Ms. Shin.
Can you help me rehearse?
- Hey! / - Yes?
You always ask me to rehearse with you
when I'm about to do something!
Geez... You make me sick.
Sheesh!
- Go ahead and run your mouth. / - Okay.
Hey! I can't stand the sight of you!
What are you doing?
Well...
Nami...
When you get older,
you need to do this or you'll get stiff.
- That's why I try to... / - Ms. Shin.
Those were lines from the script.
- That's from the script? / - Yes.
My goodness!
You sounded so disrespectful that I got scared.
Geez!
Gosh... Yeah!
It must be nice to be young and flexible!
All loosey-goosey.
Why not quit your job as an actress
and be an inflatable air dancer?
Geez...
- Keep running your mouth! / - Okay...
Hey! I can't stand the sight of you!
What are you doing?
Miss...
I'm going out...
So I put on some lipstick.
You're pretty excited about going out.
Then just quit this job and leave.
Get out!
Miss...
You're so cruel.
I won't stand for this any longer.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me smack your back?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I hit you that hard?
Someone might think
I got excited about getting a good hand
in a game of cards.
My goodness...
Young people these days are so scary...
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me hit you several times?
- Ms. Shin. / - Ms. Shin.
- What's wrong? / - It's a zombie!
It's me.
You're not fooling me!
It's really me!
- Oh... / - It's Nami.
That scene we didn't get to do...
We need to shoot more.
When are you all free?
I'm doing a commercial on Monday to Wednesday.
Monday to Wednesday...
I'm free except for Monday to Wednesday.
Okay...
I have a photo shoot on Thursday and Friday.
Thursday and Friday...
I'm fine except for Thursdays and Fridays.
Alright...
Gosh... You don't have any other gigs, Ms. Shin.
I'm jealous.
I wish I had free time like you, Ms. Shin.
I have somewhere to go.
I think I know.
- Oh Nami's funeral. / - Yes...
I'll make sure you get plenty of rest!
Ms. Shin!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a humidifier.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
Humidifiers are the best during dry winter season.
That's right, people.
Most humidifiers only have three levels.
- Weak, medium and strong. / - Right.
But Yoo Minsang's humidifier is very powerful.
It can raise the humidity in no time at all.
Great.
- I'll show you all. / - Yes.
Just press the button.
It comes out like this.
This humidifier is shooting out water...
Right.
- You could drink this. / - Yes.
It shoots out this much water?
This isn't the only function.
It works as a bidet too.
It has all the functions.
What was that?
It looks clearer here.
- Really? / - Yes.
Why would you sell this?
Let me tell you more about the product.
Yoo Minsang's humidifier
has a lights on it,
so you can even use it as mood lights.
So pretty.
Let me show you.
This is the light.
- Let me turn this on. / - Yes.
Take a look...
Hold on.
My goodness...
This really hurts my eyes.
If you keep staring at it, your eyes will get tired
and you'll fall asleep.
- Is that what it's for? / - Of course.
Can we turn it off?
- Yes, I'll turn it off. / - Man...
Isn't it a great product?
Sheesh...
And young people place an importance
on how an appliance will make the interior look.
Right.
That's why we prepared a special humidifier.
This is it, people.
Don't be shocked. It's right here.
The best humidifier.
Hold on.
Why is there a photo of my face?
Something's coming out of my mouth.
It's Minsang's face, everyone.
When did I ever do that?
He does it when he's eating something hot.
He does it all the time.
Why are my eyes shining?
Sheesh...
And for those that live in larger homes,
it's inconvenient to get a humidifier for every room.
But all you need is one of
Yoo Minsang's humidifiers.
It's this one.
It's big.
This is all you need.
Let me press the button.
Alright.
That would make a cloud in your home.
You need an umbrella when you use this humidifier.
How surprising.
- It's a great product. / - Yes.
Now we'll bring in a consumer
and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.
My friend got me Yoo Minsang's humidifier
as a housewarming gift.
Uyeong, what did I ever do to you?
What does that mean?
If your house is dry, use Yoo Minsang's humidifier.
You'll prefer being dry.
What?
If there's anyone here that
wants to buy Yoo Minsang's... Probably nobody.
Hey!
- And another thing... / - That's enough!
You're just going to say something weird again!
I was right?
What was that?
- What was that about? / - You were right.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
What are they saying?
Was that a mouthwash commercial?
What was that a commercial for?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's sausage stew.
It's a humidifier!
(Waiting Forever)
Wow, a restaurant that serves hand-pulled noodles.
That sounds good.
- Welcome. / - Hello.
What would you like?
What's good here?
We're known for our hand-pulled noodles,
so that's our best-seller.
- Then that's what I'll have. / - Sure.
- It's cold out, isn't it? / - Yes.
It's really cold... Now that it's winter.
So, do you live nearby?
Yes, I moved here recently.
I work at a bank.
Is it Gag Bank?
Yes, that's where I work. I'm on my lunch break.
What are your hobbies?
- Isn't this taking a bit too long? / - What?
This is taking forever.
I need to get going.
I just want to serve you the best food possible.
So the customer is king? Alright.
But still!
Mister! It's taking too long.
I need to get going soon.
So, what are your hobbies?
Why do you keep asking me my hobbies?
Mister!
I really need to get going.
Can you please hurry?
Yeah, you need to boil those noodles now.
Yes, put them in water. Very good.
Put them in. Yes.
Mister!
My boss is going to kill me!
One bowl of noodles to go, please.
Here you go.
Hey!
What did I see just now?
Oh, he ordered regular noodles.
You got the hand-pulled noodles.
Oh! Alright then...
I'm so sorry for that.
- I'd like the regular noodles. / - Sure.
Give me the regular noodles.
Regular noo... Regular...
Hey!
You just don't want to serve me!
Hey! Mister!
Give me my food! I have to get going!
Yes, slap the noodles.
Then boil them in water!
Great, now make the sauce.
Okay, okay. Veggies go in.
Black bean paste...
Add the black bean paste...
Oh, very nice. Great.
Bang it.
Bang. Nice.
Bang, bang, bang, bang...
Not again...
Hey!
What are you doing?
I have to get going!
That's enough!
Stop that!
Mister, stir-fry the veggies!
Stir-fry!
It's going to burn!
It's burning!
It's...
So, what are your hobbies?
I like watching movies and listening to music!
Mister...
Those noodles were delicious.
- Can I get hand-pulled noodles to go? / - Here.
Thank you.
Hey, you psychopath!
You psycho!
Mister! I'm late! I have to go!
Please! I have to go...
I have to go! It's finally ready...
Sir, we start our break time at 3 p.m.
It's 2 o'clock now! It's 2!
Mister!
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going for our Shiny Makeup?
Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.
- Let's go watch it! / - Hurry.
- Hello, Mr. Advertiser! / - Hey.
I worked very hard on this commercial...
- For Shiny Makeup... / - Quiet!
Let's just watch it.
You talk too much.
Let's watch it then.
Honey, I just got here. Where are you?
I'm here too.
- Honey! / - Huh?
Wow...
You look like Seolhyun today.
- I know. / - Huh?
It's all thanks to this Shiny Makeup.
It gives you confidence. Shiny Makeup.
How was that?
Did I mishear?
Did he say Seolhyun or Seol Kihyeon?
- I don't think it was Seolhyun. / - I thought so.
This is what you spent my money on?
Work with half of the budget.
How am I going to make the commercial?
What? You can't make one with half of the budget?
I can do it.
Let's watch it now.
Honey, I'm here. Where are you?
I'm here too.
Wait. Hold it.
I'm sorry.
You'll look so lovely. Shiny Makeup.
I gave you half the budget
and you put makeup on one half of her face.
Are you out of your mind?
That won't work.
We need an A-lister model.
Make a great commercial with an A-lister model.
- I have an A-lister model! / - Good!
Let's watch it now.
Here I am!
I'm the best.
I'm so pretty and lovely.
I'll be that model!
I have experience.
What's your deal?
You're not even that popular.
Are you kidding me?
I used to run away from home all the time,
so I can be popular.
I have experience.
You have to be good at talking.
Are you a good talker?
Are you kidding me?
I'm used to robbing my friends, so I can do it.
I have experience.
Let's work together since you have experience.
The first kind of makeup...
Is eye cream.
So it's cream for kids?
You're so ignorant.
Eye cream! For your eyes!
Like this. Pat, pat. Pat, pat.
I look younger.
I'm 44 years old and I'll be 45 next year.
So pretty.
It says right here.
The secret to a "Barbie faseh."
So it's used by 8-year-olds that like Barbie dolls.
She's a complete idiot.
It says baby face!
Let's look at the next component.
A refreshing scent like a savage.
It says orange!
Are you a bird brain?
Let's look at the main components.
It's made with a lot of great stuff.
That's Shiny Makeup.
What the...
What was that?
Man, where did my life go so wrong?
My gosh... Good grief.
Did you say good? Good?
He says it was good!
Let's use this commercial!
That's not what I meant.
Do you two want a good beating?
- Sorry... / - Get it together.
Make a commercial that all ages would like.
- A commercial that all ages would like? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch it.
I sure miss Ahin...
Hello, teacher.
Born in 1998, age 21.
I'm Yoo Ahin.
- Hi, Ahin. / - Hi.
Why were you so late today?
I'm sorry.
I went to Daegu Directly Governed City
to get you a gift...
- Directly governed? / - I mean... Metropolitan City.
But then it was past curfew,
so I spent the night and came back
on the fastest train. The Tongil-ho.
The Tongil-ho?
Yes. Is there a faster train?
What is this?
He said he was born in 98.
Was it 1898?
I see.
So, what did you get me as a gift?
Teacher...
Made in the Soviet Union.
It's lotion.
It's really popular in East and West Germany!
What is this?
He's like a museum exhibit.
Alright, thanks.
Ahin, you don't have money.
Why did you buy this?
Teacher, I have a lot of money in the bank.
Joheung Bank.
Joheung Bank?
Teacher...
Don't eat that. Share it with your skin.
It'll make your jaw drop.
Shiny Makeup.
Wow, I can't believe what I just saw.
I told you to make a commercial that all ages
would enjoy and you used Kim Daehui?
Why is Kim Daehui in the commercial?
- Manager Jeong, this is your last chance. / - Yes.
Make an amazing commercial.
Alright. I can make an amazing commercial.
Let's watch it now.
I'm a killer.
I'll make myself prettier with Shiny Makeup.
Then I'll seduce that guy and take him out.
First, I'll make my face moist with mist.
Ow... Hold on...
Ow, that stings.
Ow...
Ow, that really stings.
Ow...
There.
Here I go.
Excuse me.
Geez! What the heck?
Don't I look pretty?
No.
Alright.
Want me to tell you how my skin is so moist?
No thanks.
I got him.
It's kind of awkward with just the two of us.
What's her problem? We just met.
What's your deal? Huh?
Why would you put so much on me?
You must have lost your mind.
My skin feels so tight.
That's Shiny Makeup.
What kind of commercial was that?
I'm not doing this commercial!
(Really Though?)
Doctor, this patient came in late last night.
He got a lot better.
- Alright, I'll go check on him. / - Okay.
Sir, let me just check you.
- Move... Move! / - Sir!
What's wrong?
Sir, what's wrong?
I can't see the TV! Move it!
- Really though? / - Doctor!
Emergency patient!
What's going on, Dr. Park?
He was found injured nearby
at the intersection.
This is the accident report.
This is his personal information.
And this is an invitation to my wedding.
Really though?
You really should come by.
- Let's check the patient. / - Yes.
The injury is really big.
I'll stitch him up first.
What are you doing?
We have to check his vitals and dress his wound!
Is that how I teach you?
It's taught, not teach.
Really though? He teach me?
- It's taught. / - Fine! Taught! Taught!
Honey! Honey!
What happened?
Doctor, please save my husband!
Please calm down.
Please save him!
He's supposed to buy my birthday present tomorrow!
Really though? A present?
I checked his vitals and dressed his wound.
Alright, let's stitch him up.
Wait...
So hot.
Bring some ice!
- Ice... / - Get me ice now!
Here's the ice!
Gosh, I'm really burning up.
Really though?
What are you doing? We have to stitch him up!
Alright.
Let's stitch him up.
Doctor, his heart rate is dropping!
What? Get me the defibrillator!
- The defibrillator! / - Yes!
- Here it is! / - Good.
100 volts!
200 volts!
300 volts!
Doctor...
Yes?
Aren't I good at popping?
Really though?
He's having a seizure!
- Let's stitch him up! / - Okay.
Doctor, we're running out of time! Please hurry!
Alright!
Doctor, we don't have time!
I know that!
Doctor!
- Happy New Year! / - Happy New Year!
Have a happy New Year!
- Be healthy. / - Be healthy.
- Really though? / - Really though?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
I have a straw.
And I have an empty paper bag.
I will put the straw...
Inside the bag...
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Cadabra, cadabra, cadabra...
Wow!
Amazing, right?
Wow.
- Wow. / - Oh, come on!
It was rigged!
It's so obvious! I could put on a magic show.
Geez, it's so obvious what they did.
We have a magician in the audience.
- He must be a new magician. / - So obvious...
It's okay, it's okay.
Let's bring you up on stage.
Get up there.
Go on.
It was rigged...
Don't be nervous.
I'm not.
- Don't be nervous. / - I'm not.
This is Gag Concert.
A place filled with laughter.
Okay, don't be nervous.
I'll show you all something amazing.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Hold on...
Get longer, get longer, get longer!
Look how long his sleeves got.
Applause!
It's time for the highlight of our show.
Hold it!
What?
(Magician Yoo Hyeri)
Hello.
I'm Yoo Hyeri of the Black Rose Magic Troupe.
I'll show you today's highlight trick.
Cue the music.
That wasn't that impressive.
Alright...
I'll show you all an amazing trick too.
I need my helper.
- Magician Yun Seunghyeon. / - Yes, boss.
You're dressed light for winter.
I don't really get cold, boss.
- You don't get cold? / - No.
Okay then...
Step inside that hoop.
Now we'll raise the hoop.
- Are you ready? / - Ready, boss.
Here we go.
If you're ready...
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra!
His outfit changed.
Let's do it again!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
We'll do it one more time.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
We'll do it one more time.
- We didn't agree on that. / - People.
Should we do it one more time?
We didn't agree on that...
- They want this. / - What do I do?
They want this!
Here we go!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Applause!
(Wish)
Convict 5634, let's go.
Is today the day?
What is this?
It's your birthday today.
That's why I prepared all this.
Look.
I even marked the date on the calendar.
Here's your present.
Thank you.
What a relief.
I thought...
Today was the day.
So...
Why is this date circled twice?
Oh...
I guess I'll die...
On the same day I was born.
I'm fine with that though.
I get...
A birthday party too.
I can't ask for anything more.
Alright. Let's go after we finish this.
Why are you crying?
I'm 39 years old!
4 big candles means 40...
I'd be 40 if I was alive for one more day.
Sorry...
I didn't know.
That's hot!
I burned myself.
- Help him out. / - Yes.
Blow them out.
Can you guys...
Sing me the happy birthday song?
Alright.
2, 3...
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Convict 5634 ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ / - That's enough.
We don't have time.
Did you make a wish?
It wasn't anything special.
I wished for a long and healthy life.
That won't come true.
- What? / - Nothing.
So...
Can I open my present?
Yeah, go ahead.
It's wine.
It's 41 years old.
It's older than I am.
How do I get this open?
There should be something in there for that.
In here?
Wow, neat.
Can you hurry?
This releases the scent.
I guess it's because this is French wine...
It's really dry.
Let's get going.
Can I just finish my drink?
Alright.
I feel tipsy.
Guard...
Thank you.
This is probably...
The best birthday of my life.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go for more drinks!
The next round...
Is on me!
Let's go.
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
- So cold. / - So cold.
Honey, should we buy a lottery ticket?
- A lottery ticket? / - Yeah.
What's the point?
Don't bother.
- Don't bother? / - Yeah.
You've changed.
Huh?
How did I change?
You used to always do what I told you to.
Why won't you buy the lottery ticket?
It's not like that...
Why would I buy a lottery ticket?
Why? To win!
If I end up winning...
You're not getting a penny!
I don't need your money.
And I already won the lottery!
What?
I got you.
When did you put all that in there?
Honey, this is so touching!
You fool! You're the lottery ticket in my life!
Honey, you won!
Let's party!
You have to pay! Pay for those first!
Time to go fishing.
For what?
Come here, come here!
Got you!
You can't do this in here!
Do that outside.
Those weirdos...
What was that?
Sheesh...
How much for one of these?
They're $1 each.
- Here you go. / - Alright.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What are you doing?
Geez! You said it was only $1!
I meant for a can of coffee.
- Are you playing games with me? / - What?
What?
No.
What's wrong with you? Just go.
What a strange guy.
Geez...
Guys, did you all pick something?
- Okay! / - Okay!
Great!
Let's go pay!
What the...
I want this! Touchdown!
- I want this! / - I want this!
Who's going to pay?
I have a convenience store gift card!
- Pass! / - Pass!
Pass! Ring us up with this!
This card isn't for our convenience store.
Guys, let's go to a different convenience store!
- Okay! / - Okay!
What about these? What about these?
What's going on today?
Geez...
- Hello. / - Hi.
- Ring these up for me, please. / - Sure.
Let me ring up these yogurt drinks.
- Hold it. / - What?
Do these drinks contain lactobacillus?
Of course.
But I can't see. Can I go out and show these
to a yogurt drink delivery woman?
Why would you do all that?
Oh, the yogurt drink ladies
use electronic carts,
so it'll be hard to catch them.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
Let me ring this up.
- Huh? Hold it. / - Huh?
It says the lactobacillus is alive
and makes it to your stomach.
They're going to live in my stomach...
- Without even asking me? / - What?
- Without paying rent? / - No!
I'm struggling to pay my rent!
I won't let them in!
What are you doing?
I feel like the lactobacillus won't pay me rent,
so I'm not buying this.
Sure, alright.
- Let me ring up this gum. / - Okay.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Does this gum really contain xylitol?
Of course.
I can't see because they're in this container.
Can I go outside and ask
a gum chewing delinquent girl?
Why would you do all that?
Oh, if I talked to a girl like that,
she might steal my gum and my money.
Please ring this up.
Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
It says to chew before going to bed.
- Who am I supposed to chew out? / - What?
- My manager? / - No.
- The chief? / - No!
I'm unemployed!
The only person I can chew out is myself.
Myeonghun! When will you grow up?
Excuse me, why are you being like this?
I'm sorry.
I got a bit emotional
from the stress of finding a job.
Oh, then you should chew some gum
to relieve your stress.
Hyvaa, hyvaa!
- What was that? / - What?
Can you say that again?
Hyvaa, hyvaa...
You're cussing me out because I'm unemployed?
Hyvaa, hyvaa?
That's not a swear word!
- Hyvaa, hyvaa? / - It's not a swear word!
The only person that can cuss at me is myself!
Myeonghun, hyvaa!
Can you please just leave?
I'll be back after I get a part-time job.
Yes, do whatever you want.
- I'm sorry for being so immature earlier. / - Yes...
- Please ring this up for me. / - Sure.
- Can I let my clothes dry here? / - Sure.
Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could dry my clothes here!
You can't dry your laundry here!
- You keep playing games with me! / - What?
Geez! All these people are crazy!
(Love Brothers)
We have the dating virus. I'm Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
I have the single virus. I'm Yoo Minsang.
- That's the worst kind of virus. / - Yeah!
I hope you guys catch it.
I'm married, so I have the happy virus.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
- I'm so jealous. / - Happy, happy.
Be honest.
- You want the single vaccine, don't you? / - Geez...
- Be honest. / - Yes.
You want to eat the vaccine, right?
I think it would be sweet...
- Should I try some? / - Don't be ridiculous!
Sit down!
People,
if you just listen to what we say,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women are very different
when they get ready to go out.
When women get ready to go out...
It's "Mmm-ma."
- What? / - Mmm-ma?
Mmm-ma.
Oh...
Mmm-ma.
Relatable, isn't it?
That's what women do after putting on lipstick.
When men get ready to go out...
- It's the same. Mmm-ma. / - What?
Ma, where's my winter coat?
Ma, where are my socks?
Ma, let me get $10.
I thought you were a goat.
Similar yet very different.
Men and women are very different
when they come back home after being out.
When women come back home...
They put away their 15cm-heels in the shoe closet.
They take off their coat and put it in the closet.
They take out their contact lenses
and put them in the case.
They tear out their false eyelashes
and throw them out.
Then they put a bath bomb in their tub
and they get in.
They're very thorough.
How about for men?
What do they do when they come back home?
- They just go right to bed. / - Right.
- They just go right to sleep. / - Right away.
- They'll just shower tomorrow. / - No, no, no!
Don't be ridiculous.
Guys aren't slobs like that.
Yeah? Minsang, want to go to the sauna after this?
Nonsense. You only go to the sauna once a year.
I went last month!
Forget all this.
You don't need any of this, people.
Nobody cares if you bathe or not
if you live alone.
You can be happy all by yourself.
It's almost the New Year.
2019 is the Year of the Pig.
You all know what that means, right?
The year where couples will break up.
- That's what it... / - That's not what it means.
That's not important!
Couples are going to be all over the place
looking for place to catch the sunrise.
We, single people, should avoid them.
That's why I'll tell you where
single people should never go.
Let's look at the map.
The most dangerous area is this area.
The east coast.
Jeongdongjin, Homigot,
Ganjeolgot.
They'll be swarming with couples.
This is a danger zone.
Are the other areas okay?
No.
These other areas are also dangerous.
The west coast and the south coast.
Why would you go to the west coast?
It's not like the sun rises from the west.
The people that go west
don't care about the sunrise.
They just want to make out!
So, where should single people go?
That's right.
- We must go north. / - What?
No, no, no! I don't mean that.
Cheolwon, Jeongok, Yeoncheon... This area.
We should go to this area.
North.
The single soldiers will welcome us.
The single people up north are protecting the country
and protecting me. Salute, salute.
Isn't that nice?
I have no idea why people go here.
Do you think you're going to see the sunrise
and go, "Honey, it's so beautiful?"
Is that what you think?
If you go here...
This is your reality!
Look at this!
All you see are people's heads!
Why would you bother going here?
Let me tell you a great place
for single people to go see the sunrise.
Where?
In an online game,
there's a place in the west called Azeroth
with a lighthouse.
Some people already know.
If you go here, you can see the sunrise.
There's a sunrise in the game.
Whether it's raining or snowing outside,
the sun will always rise here.
Isn't that convenient?
Alright, besides this...
Let me give you all one last tip.
There are many opportunities to drink
at the end of the year.
You might have to make a speech,
so I'll tell you all what you should say.
It's called signal.
- Signal? / - Signal.
Help me out.
Si...
Stop telling people to...
G...
Get married!
Nal...
Seeing you makes me never want to marry, Yeongjin.
You don't look happy.
You do not seem happy.
- Geez... / - That's what you say to your friends.
Remember that.
Always watch out for couples.
I want to see them break up.
Single people public service announcement.
- Geez... / - What was that?
Signal! Oh, please!
Just go sit down!
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
To me, my wife is like the Sun.
- That doesn't seem like a good thing. / - Yeah.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married, I was into magic.
But now, thanks to my pretty wife,
I'm living a married life that's like magic.
The bag I saw with my wife
at the department store yesterday,
appeared in our closet today.
That's object teleportation.
Teleportation...
And when my wife comes home
and removes her makeup...
It's like Chinese mask magic.
Bian Lian.
When she removes her makeup...
And when she's wearing makeup...
But when I come home late...
But if I bring a gift...
Her face keeps changing.
She's quite the magician.
- She's good at levitating too. / - Levitating?
When my mom comes over...
"Mother!
You get younger every time I see you!
People might believe we're sisters."
She really lifts my mom's ego.
I'm so happy that I can see
levitation magic right in front of my face!
Oh! I have to get going.
- Why? / - If I come home late...
She'll do another magic trick on me.
What?
She'll make me beg.
See that? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- I got injured from an accident. / - Oh, no!
- My back hurts... / - Yeah.
- My butt hurts... / - Yeah.
- And I have after-effects. / - Gosh.
That's why I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Butt, back, after-effects...
Back, butt, after-effects!
Liar.
I didn't get injured!
I'm a liar!
The people from my fan club
came with a banner.
I'm a liar!
Everyone!
I'm a liar!
I don't even have a fan club.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
- Who came up with this? / - What?
Who came up with year-end parties?
What's wrong with year-end parties?
I blacked out!
It started off as a department party.
People...
Great work this year!
We went to an expensive bar and drank there.
I got nice and tipsy...
And paid the entire bill!
I'm ruined!
The next day, the CEO wanted
a company-wide year-end party.
I won 1st in the talent show.
The CEO poured me a drink
and I started choking the CEO!
I'm going to quit drinking!
I went to a friend's year-end party
and just drank soda.
Everyone got drunk but me!
One guy got drunk and fell asleep!
I tried to wake him up
then two other friends started fighting!
I tried to stop them and I got hit!
My sleeping friend woke up.
He threw up!
I had to clean it up!
It was so tiring...
That I drank.
I got drunk again!
Who came up with year-end parties?
Alright, go sit down.
I'll be back again next time!
Good job, Mr. Toto.
Next is CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to run an ice cream shop.
I'll totally have swag at the ice cream shop.
What are you going to do at the ice cream shop?
First, I'll tell people about our best flavors.
First... Swag-trawberry.
And... Pi-swag-tachio.
And lastly... Cheese-swag.
How do I like it?
Oh...
I like it with swag-strawberries
in the ice-swag cream in a single size
in one swag-bite.
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, these ice cream cups...
Will become my hat.
And this cake box...
Will become my drum.
And lastly, these ice cream scoopers...
Will become my drumsticks.
Don't I look like a toy soldier?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance!
♪ Swag, swag, swag ♪
Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
I can't wait to see who's next.
Who wants to talk next?
Alright!
Okay...
Please introduce yourself.
Hello!
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
Merry Christmas!
Christmas is over.
Alright!
You seem to have gained a lot of fans.
Everybody!
♪ People seem to love this character ♪
♪ Everyone recognizes me now ♪
♪ Even when I wear sunglasses and a mask ♪
♪ I can still feel people looking at me ♪
They recognized you when you were like this?
Of course they recognized you!
Alright!
- ♪ Please recognize me ♪ / - ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ Please ♪ / - ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ Please show some interest ♪ / - ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ Please ♪ / - ♪ Please ♪
So, who took this photo?
♪ Mama ♪
What did your mother say
as she took this photo?
♪ My son is the champion ♪
♪ A disgrace to the neighborhood ♪
You're not that good at singing.
This is really embarrassing.
That's why I prepared the highlight for today.
Oh, the highlight.
(A capella group, MAYTREE)
♪ Mama ♪
♪ You're just watching me ♪
♪ Mama ♪
♪ You're always nagging me ♪
♪ I always disappoint you ♪
- ♪ Galileo ♪ / - ♪ Galileo ♪
♪ I turn around and around ♪
- That's... / - ♪ I turn around ♪
That's Nami's "Around and Around!"
Alright!
Go sit down.
Alright!
Sheesh...
Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
It's the guy that never tries hard.
Let me say hello.
Hi, I'm a...
♪ Comedian ♪
So...
Why did you bring these people back again?
So what?
They're here on the show,
so I just used them again.
Are they going to get vocal cord nodules
just for singing one more time?
♪ Nope ♪
MAYTREE, you all can go. Good job.
Go ahead.
They're so good at singing.
They didn't have to try that hard.
MAYTREE.
Have a seat.
Alright.
Look how he's sitting...
We're playing table tennis for PE.
- Table tennis. / - Take our your paddles.
Table tennis paddle...
I said to take out your paddle.
Why did you take out a slipper?
So what if I don't use a paddle?
I just need to hit the ball.
Watch.
It works.
I don't need a table tennis paddle.
Want me to use a chair?
I'll do it with a chair.
With a chair...
- With a chair? / - A chair?
With a chair...
Smash!
Now I can sit to rest.
No need to try so hard.
Are we going to get so good at table tennis
that we end up on TV for it?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Are we going to become
Kim Takgu for being good at table tennis?
- Nope! / - Nope!
That's not the same.
So what? I made them laugh.
No need to try so hard.
Don't make things so complicated.
Don't try so hard.
You're lying down during a shoot?
Oh, so what?
I'm lying down.
People lie down when they watch TV at home.
So what if I lie down?
Are they going to stand to watch me
if I do my comedy standing up?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Are they going to write articles about me
just because I lied down on TV?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So, don't try so hard at life.
- Go sit down. / - Okay...
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
Next is...
The proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
- Alright. / - Good.
Today...
I'll talk about the various people at restaurants.
- There are waiters. / - Right.
- There are customers. / - Sure.
And the guys that make the delicious food.
Mr. Bob.
Why is that job called Mr. Bob?
You don't know Mr. Bob Lee Yeonbok?
There's a word for people that cook for a living.
- Mr. Bob. / - It's English.
No.
Just say it.
Why are you acting like you don't know?
- No! / - Seongwon!
- Don't say it! / - Don't!
- Don't use English! / - Don't!
- You can keep it in! / - Seongwon!
- Don't! / - No, Seongwon!
Chef!
C-H-E-F! Chef!
The celebrity chef.
World's best seven star hotel executive chef.
Chef pipes.
Chef-sali.
Beef chef-chef.
"Korean Cuisine and Dining's" Chef-lam.
Actor Yun Munsik.
You disrespectful punk.
You're just some young chef.
That makes no sense! Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
- Bye-bye! / - Bye-bye!